Posts Tagged ‘masturbation’

DiggityDawg Helps

Friday, May 15th, 2009

It’s Friday, and you know what that means: a fresh edition of DiggityDawg Helps!

I like my flirting the way I like my humour: obvious.

I like my flirting the way I like my humour: obvious.

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DiggityDawg Helps

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Hi Folks!

I am teh diggity. You are not teh diggity. DiggityDawg Forsythe likes to refer to himself in the third person, but don’t let that put you off of teh diggity – he’s a nice, helpful guy. DiggityDawg used to spend most of his time in Second Life – that’s where he got his surname (picked it from a predetermined list!) – visiting people, doing crouches, and dressing up in various costumes including an American flag themed cylinder and a penis costume.

DiggityDawg has decided to branch out from exploring Second Life (after being banned from several dozen land parcels within the fictional realm) and thought, after being inspired by such websites as Funny Yahoo! Answers and Yahoo! Laughs, that he might start helping others by providing Yahoo! Answers to their Yahoo! Questions.

Circumcise Me

DiggityDawg’s first benefactor was a curious young lad who wanted to know how the other half lived – and by “the other half” I mean circumcised males. He posted a link to something called the “Instant Circumcision Experience”, however the link was broken and DiggityDawg had to fill in the blanks on his own:

Instant circumcision

Instant circumcision

As it turned out, the young man was not looking to circumcise himself but was rather looking for alternatives to an apparatus described on a foreskin / circumcision related website, as would later become clear when he corrected the broken-link issue.

See the original Yahoo! Answers posting here.

Click through for more answers . . .

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