It’s Friday, and you know what that means: a fresh edition of DiggityDawg Helps!
Archive for May, 2009
Awkward Boners
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009VomitVision, or PukeTV
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009A collection of perhaps the three finest instances of people puking on live television:
Click through for the other two!
You have a bad case of diarrhea!
Monday, May 11th, 2009
Black dude in Spock mask “dancing” to The Jacksons
Friday, May 8th, 2009This is c. 1984.
DiggityDawg Helps
Friday, May 8th, 2009Howdy, partners!
Teh Diggity here with your Friday installment of DiggityDawg Helps.
I am teh diggity, you are not teh diggity, but we can all benefit from teh diggity’s wisdom as it is shared over on Yahoo! Answers. Why, just take a look at how DiggityDawg helped Melissy with her broken heart:
Now click through for more answers!
What’s worse than a canned whole chicken?
Friday, May 8th, 2009The good folks at I Hate my Message Board last week brought us the story of a whole chicken in a can, which was just one of many disgusting food stories they’ve posted in the past. As a follow up, I’d like to post a link to the category known as Steve – don’t eat it! over at the sneeze.
What’s to be found there? Well, how about some canned silkworm pupae, for example:
Enjoy!
(Thanks, Wocka Wocka!)
A compilation of painful accidents
Thursday, May 7th, 2009Follow the link below for more . . .
Dong Trek
Thursday, May 7th, 2009DiggityDawg Helps
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009Hi Folks!
I am teh diggity. You are not teh diggity. DiggityDawg Forsythe likes to refer to himself in the third person, but don’t let that put you off of teh diggity – he’s a nice, helpful guy. DiggityDawg used to spend most of his time in Second Life – that’s where he got his surname (picked it from a predetermined list!) – visiting people, doing crouches, and dressing up in various costumes including an American flag themed cylinder and a penis costume.
DiggityDawg has decided to branch out from exploring Second Life (after being banned from several dozen land parcels within the fictional realm) and thought, after being inspired by such websites as Funny Yahoo! Answers and Yahoo! Laughs, that he might start helping others by providing Yahoo! Answers to their Yahoo! Questions.
Circumcise Me
DiggityDawg’s first benefactor was a curious young lad who wanted to know how the other half lived – and by “the other half” I mean circumcised males. He posted a link to something called the “Instant Circumcision Experience”, however the link was broken and DiggityDawg had to fill in the blanks on his own:
As it turned out, the young man was not looking to circumcise himself but was rather looking for alternatives to an apparatus described on a foreskin / circumcision related website, as would later become clear when he corrected the broken-link issue.
See the original Yahoo! Answers posting here.
Click through for more answers . . .





