Archive for January, 2009

Bacon-wrapped sausage dong

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Salty dong
This has been making the rounds recently, but I thought it was only right to post news of this awesome dish here to SOPO for any who may have missed it. Click on the picture to link through to what may be the best illustrated article on the internet’s most popular bacon dish.

Doug and Simon – reunited in 2010

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Fist of glory

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Simon playing basketball in a gym

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

My Year with the Dragon

Monday, January 19th, 2009

dragon

I would call “My Year with the Dragon” an instant classic. A few years old, it struck me that some people may not have seen it. Please enjoy.

http://www.sickanimation.com/dragonyear.html

A Long Time Ago… ITB

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

 

Obi Chang Kenobi

Obi Chang Kenobi

Obi-Chang Kenobi, later known as Chimi Kenobi, was a legendary Jedi Master who played a significant role in the fate of butts throughout the galaxy during the waning days of the Galactic Republic. He was personally responsible for the in-out, in-out, in-out of Darth Maul and General Grievous, and indirectly caused the tiitb of Darth Tyranus, Darth Vader, and Darth Sidious by training Anakin and Luke Skywalker in the ways of the Bum.

Windows Hitler

Monday, January 12th, 2009

Pantsless TTC Riders Refuse to Go Shirtless

Monday, January 12th, 2009

Only 50% of the way there folks!  Sorry!

Further details and pics here.

And here is a video of people without pants on:

how do you SOPO in public?

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

You do it with your kid next to you so nobody thinks you’re a sopo’ing bastard.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/06/vail-chairlift-accident-l_n_155578.html

Vomit and loose stools

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
A drawing that I made on a Post-It note to illustrate how I shat diarrhea and puked at the same time.

A drawing that I made on a Post-It note to illustrate how I shat diarrhea and puked at the same time.

Recently I was sick with an illness that matches all of the symptoms of viral gastroenteritis (stomach flu,) and spent 24 hours feeling worse than I ever have before in my life.  Symptoms include nausea, dizziness, headache, vomiting and diarrhea, among others – and I experienced all of these things over and over again over the course of five days while the sickness worked its way out of me.

As I’ve said, the first 24 hours were the worst – and to illustrate the very lowest point in my life as well as the lowest point of that horrible day, I’ve drawn this cartoon on a post-it to share with you.  It’s a picture of when I was reduced to the point of puking and shitting diarrhea at the same time, hugging the garbage can to my chest while I honked into it as yellow-brown water poured out of my ass.

It’s good to be eating and shitting solids again.