Archive for December, 2008

No, but I am feeling dizzy!

Friday, December 26th, 2008

DizzySo, I was quietly sitting on the couch of a family friend on Christmas Eve, listening to tedious conversation about how people feel when they get old (why does that always happen around old people?).  Anyway, someone wasn’t feeling too great and looked a little tired.  Suddenly, a Brazilian friend of ours who has trouble pronouncing any English word starting with a ‘d’ came out with “Are you feeling jizzy?”.  Well, I almost spit my drink across the room.  There was much internal laughter.  Wish you were all there.

And this is my Christmas story. :-P

Merry Fucking Christmas

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
Naked mullet-man in front of a Christmas Tree

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Happy Holy-days, SOPO crew.

Celebrate the date arbitrarily chosen to stand in as the anniversary of the birth of our lord Jesus Christ the right way – by getting naked and cupping your junk while standing in front of a Christmas tree.

Merry fucking Christmas.

Pants Off Santa!

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Merry Christmas Happy Holidays from Pants-Off Dance-Off Santa!

Enjoy more at this fine jewel of a site.

A reminder of the beauty of human spirit

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

An Uplifting Story

This letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank  you. This story is a credit to all humankind.

Dear St Josephs School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon.  I am 84 years old and live at Grove Park, Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away.  I am all alone and I want to thank you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.  My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one,  she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.  The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces.  It was awful and she was in tears..

She asked if she could listen to mine, and naturally I told her to fuck off.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,
Edna

Acting Ensign Simon

Thursday, December 18th, 2008
actingensignsleenhouts

Engage? Engage what?

No Pants Subway Ride Should Also Involve No Shirts

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

These people just don’t have it right..

2nd Annual No Pants Toronto Subway Ride

Wizz on your ants? What?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

I figure this belongs here.

Mr. Snorey

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Watch Simon, asleep and snoring on Darren’s sofa.  Hilarious unintelligible drivel follows.  Poor quality video due to lighting, but its the sound that mostly matters here.

Flash Drive Hitler

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

mustachio

Best commercial ever! (nsfw)

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Behold.  A Siemens commercial for a $900 washing machine, featuring naked women jumping out of an airplane.  As the folks at Geekologie so aptly put it:  “Because, just like Jesus dictated to his secretary in Psalm 49: Large boobs sell large appliances.”

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