It’s Friday, and you know what that means: a fresh edition of DiggityDawg Helps!
I like my flirting the way I like my humour: obvious.
I been sleepin’ with my sister in law
Never let it be said that DiggityDawg misses the point, like when LA Angels wrote in with his “problem”:
Congratulations
Sure, it would be easy to get bogged down in the sister-fucking and infidelity, but mightn’t the problem be just as simple as LA Angels being nervous about fatherhood?
Skimming it
The Eccentric Essence just couldn’t stop worrying, so teh Diggity had a suggestion on how he might relax:
I'm pulling it right now!
Meanwhile Brane was wondering how to break the ice with a girl that he liked, and DiggityDawg knew just the trick:
The hostess with the mostest
Sam wanted to know what the duties of a strip club hostess were:
What doesn't she do?
. . . and now she knows.
Like a rock . . . or two
DiggityDawg is always there to help you loosen up or soften up, and he loves the laydeez:
A rub and a squeeze
As if that wasn’t enough proof that teh diggity has the greatest respect for the fairer sex, further evidence can be seen in the Yahoo! Answer below:
Celtic misogyny
As you can see, DiggityDawg knows his mythology.
I am teh poetry
Teh diggity knows a thing or two about busting rhymes, so when Rina asked DiggityDawg to write her a poem, he was happy to oblige:
You are not teh poetry
Meanwhile, Francisco wanted an honest evaluation of his own skills:
The ripple manifested stream
Wait . . . people still use clip-art?
Sketchydevil is apparently a novice computer user who received via email a document containing a piece of clip-art. Apparently the clip-art that Sketchydevil saw upon opening the document was not the clip art described by the document’s author. DiggityDawg is a technology expert and was happy to explain what had happened:
SECA
DiggityDawg was also there for Maroun, who had a different sort of computer question:
Your SSD is fucked, you retard.
You’re the poop!
dumdum wanted people to offer up some clever waterslide names, and DiggityDawg was there to help:
Creative waterslide names
Relationship status
Audrey wants the world – or at least her friends list – to know that she’s married to some asshole, but she can’t figure out how to make it appear on her Facebook profile. Apparently she didn’t read the terms of service; had she done so, she’d know that the paperwork is already being processed:
Allow 6-8 weeks for processing
Best Answers!
DiggityDawg is pleased to announce that two of his answers from last Friday’s edition of DiggityDawg Helps were selected as the best answer by one voter in each case, winning by default against other answers that received no votes! Yay Diggity!
SOHCAHTOA!
Zing!
That’s it for this week’s edition of DiggityDawg helps. Have a good long weekend, everybody!
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