Howdy, partners!
Teh Diggity here with your Friday installment of DiggityDawg Helps.
I am teh diggity, you are not teh diggity, but we can all benefit from teh diggity’s wisdom as it is shared over on Yahoo! Answers. Why, just take a look at how DiggityDawg helped Melissy with her broken heart:
Lolz!
Now click through for more answers!
Yeah, but it’s like, 120 seconds . . .
I'm afraid that I might have HIV, or possibly a cold.
Teh Diggity is your breast friend
DiggityDawg doesn’t just give sound life advice; he’s also been known to give career and financial advice – often all at the same time! Just see how teh Diggity helped “rackmeup” get something off her chest!
Can I touch them?
In other employment related advice, DiggityDawg had this to say to a Subway applicant:
Zing!
A-hole in one!
DiggityDawg has knowledge spanning all boundaries, including that of gender, so when Amy W needed advice on how to deal with her “cycle”, teh Diggity was there to help:
Where does it go?
Wheelchair shopping
DiggityDawg doesn’t just help the ladies with those “feminine” problems – he’s also available to discuss unisex problems with people who have girly-but-unisex names, like Angel who had this question about his or her legs:
I'm sorry, but it's too late to save your legs.
Earplugs (and maybe rearplugs)
DiggityDawg is willing to answer questions from the gentlemen, too, like Matumbo, whose dong was making a mood-killing squeaky sound whenever it stood up, not unlike the creaky joints of a senior citizen:
My penis makes noise
Fore!
Teh Diggity knows dongs, having a rather enormous one himself (it’s actually a dong costume, but it’s still pretty huge!). So when “Sir” wanted to know how badly he should be missing something that was taken away from him at a very young age, DiggityDawg was there to help:
One skin, two skin, three skin . . .
And on a related topic, Amanda asked the following:
Hell no!
It’s a legitimate question . . . if you’re retarded!
DiggityDawg is always there to help people with other types of questions, be they about math or even spelling:
Too lidget to quit!
Diggity Openly Nibbles Grapes
And finally, teh Diggity is always available to help you expand an acronym:
SOHCAHTOA, you crazy mathcronym!
That’s it for today’s installment. Thanks for reading, and remember:
I am teh diggity.
You are not teh diggity.
DiggityDawg out!
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