I just want to tell you how I’m feeling.

October 23rd, 2009

A coworker’s friend recorded this random street singer yesterday.

I am teh streetview

October 7th, 2009


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You are not teh streetview.

Simon and the Crasher Squirrel

August 13th, 2009
The famous Simon-Pizza image meets the famous Crasher Squirrel

The famous Simon-Pizza image meets the famous Crasher Squirrel

And a bonus Simon-Squirrel mashup:

Simon tasted Little Italy, now he wants to taste some squirrel!

Simon tasted Little Italy, now he wants to taste some squirrel!

Urine trouble now, missy!

July 29th, 2009
Golden shower = 10 points

Golden shower = 10 points

From Shipment of Fail.

Hitler reacts to Michael Jackson’s death…

June 30th, 2009

I’m going to start adding black guys to all of my photos, too

June 12th, 2009

Allison Hanes of the National Post brings the above-linked article about how the City of Toronto took a stock image of a latino family for use as the cover of their Summer Family Fun Guide for 2009, then decided to to a piss-poor job of photoshopping a black dude into the image so as to make the cover-family more inclusive, more colourful, more multicultural, more . . . Toronto. Nice job, guys!

The interweb community, not being one to allow something like this to go unmocked, took the above image and ran with it, starting a thread over on stillepost.ca full of snide remarks and further photoshopping of the already mangled image, and the thread was picked up by the same National Post blog:

shirtsonpantson.com contributor DiggityDawg Forsythe added his own contribution to the thread:

This makes me proud to be a Torontonian, and being such and as multicultural as that implies, I’m sure to have a good roffle at this later on with my black friend and his latino family.

DiggityDawg Helps

May 15th, 2009

It’s Friday, and you know what that means: a fresh edition of DiggityDawg Helps!

I like my flirting the way I like my humour: obvious.

I like my flirting the way I like my humour: obvious.

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Awkward Boners

May 13th, 2009
Yep, thats pretty awkward.

Yep, that's pretty awkward.

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VomitVision, or PukeTV

May 12th, 2009

A collection of perhaps the three finest instances of people puking on live television:

Click through for the other two!

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You have a bad case of diarrhea!

May 11th, 2009